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| User: | serveyourrobot (1118111) a healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet
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| Name: | Sarah | |||||
| Location: | Bay Area, California, United States | |||||
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| Bio: |  | put your clothes on | come on! (since 07.02.03) i am a racist towelhead who loves jesus and fishes for sport. my hobbies include loathing the internet, whispering sweet nothings into my lover's ear, and staring at the leg muscles of men who ride unicycles. kiss me, i'm fucking jewish. i enjoy eating cheap salads topped with steak, well done, and spending absurd amounts of time in electronic establishments like best buy. i long for the day when i will be capable of adjusting my tire pressure so that it is even in all four tires. having mentioned cars, i will take a picture of every el camino i encounter on the motorway providing that taking the photo will not endanger my life (crashing into a car, crashing into jews, not being able to watch out for asians, etc). i'm a sucker for african body builders and males with premature graying sprinkled sexily throughout their luscious locks. yes, i did yoga once. can't knock it 'til ya tried it, and boy did i try it. got so i could give myself a rim job and i laughed in the face of my significant other henceforth. speaking of significant other, i sort of miss fred durst. do you know any sucka MCs who would be able to come up with an album title as witty as "chocolate starfish and your hot dog mexican"? fucking no. hold on, i need to get a kleenex. ahh, that's better. you'd think i was in a room full of indians, the way i'm sneezing right now. i am a firm believer in world domination and green. peace out. | |||||
| Memories:: | 5 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 62: alcoholism, bat boy, blue eyes, breakfast at night, buying shoes, cellulite and acne, chillin' in best buy, chillin' in fry's electronics, dancing, did i mention ernest?, disposable douche, dykes wearing doc martens, dykes wearing flannel, ebay, ernest, freaking people, friendly people, gays, hatin' hippies, hella beats, hiphop on keyboard, hoes freaking black peepz, hoes in different areacodes, humping cars, humping clothing racks, humping everyone, humping everything, ipod, irony, j.lo's insurance policy, jews, laser quest, lovin' gap, lovin' gerber's meatsticks, lovin' starbucks, making beats, old cars, paul ruebens, people who call randomly, phat beats (blues), phat beats (disco), phat beats (elton john), phat beats (funk), phat beats (tom jonesizzle), phish's "gin and juice", pinata: survival island, playing with hair, racist jokes, rapping beats, rednecks, reno911!, riding-in-cars-with-terrorists, right thurr right thurr, road trips, sarcasm, sitting&talking for hours, snoop dogg, spice girls, text messaging, watching porn for plot, watching porn for technique, younger males | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 58: _littleleague, _shoplifter, _transfer, allergeist, aoineko, armyofkatie, atomicmind, aushi, caffineoverdose, chopsticks, commieclit, deadcadillac, dynamite_rave, ever_inky, fadedwinter, fanky_maloon, fate_atfourteen, gentle_love, godheadnin, hellagay, invaildname, jenxhawkins, justcheese, kissmyconverse, lamoracho, le_tron, lickthestar, lostinstories, luckbeacreature, maridu, marilynmonroe, mayanne, megowaffle, missmarilyn, morningxtheft, mz_deadly, nnnslogan, okayfirstofall, paperdoll_decay, psalmesque, rapedbymedia, razorbladekitty, riotboi1, rockxoutxtime, saharazaad, said_theshotgun, slowdancer, sqrtgunsuicide, st0rmseeker, stinaaargh, supertanshemale, tell_them_all, tigerlilyth, twiggypom, vegetableloaf, walkthrudrama, xtristessa, ziggymeg | |||||
| Member of: | 16: a_ghost_world, all_about_craig, claim_a_fag, claim_something, community_promo, craigs_hair, drownedxworld, eddieizzard, hedwigwhores, madradhair, mygirlsretro, picnic_fun, shaggy_hair, thelibertines, thevines, yeahyeahyeahs | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
